Cock Roller

the equivalent of a lint roller for your cock

Person 1: Hey dude can I brorrow your cock roller?
Person 2: No my wife took it

by LoudSilence May 7, 2017

Cock restaurant

Cock restaurant is an existing place in Hungary. A very popular and rich place that will provide freshly cooked cocks. They are very tasty and delicious.

Ever heard of Cock restaurant? I heard the serve nice cocks there. / My friend is working at the Cock restaurant. She sees many cocks.

by Elek Zoli October 6, 2021

cock soccer

cock sucker but cooler and cringe

Wanna play cock soccer? I have scissors you can use mine.

by randomcringenerd April 27, 2021

Cock Munker

when said person is being an absolute pussy but also likes giving head

you absolute cock munker!

by Someone_Unworthy February 15, 2021

cock sniffle

when someone sniffs you nuts in gta roleplay so you shoot his dog in self defense

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by wocky nuts masta March 19, 2021

cock screamer

n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.

"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."

"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."

by VeggieBurger234 April 26, 2017

the mighty cock

a cock so mighty and so powerful, it could even bring back people from the dead. the mighty cock will knock you out, its curvature is so perfectly designed, even god himself couldn't comprehend its mightiness

the mighty cock is so mighty and so powerful

by bobedobypassing May 23, 2021