Peter Spicer special

Doing extremely hard labour, almost always in horrible weather conditions,and without the proper tools and hardware.

What the hell are we doing out here? it's -30 and I'm beating a nail in with a rock, why do we always get the Peter Spicer special?

by Mthurber February 6, 2025

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

The Queer Special

Murder Someone.

I’m gonna hit The Queer Special on Jimmy tomorrow!

by Jack00000 February 20, 2025

The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".

"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"

by codynindasprite February 21, 2025

The Thomas Special

A meal consisting of Rice-A-Roni and a blue raspberry Fanta accompanied with a soapy boobjob

"You look sad, get this man the Thomas special!

by sgtGoober March 4, 2025

The WCM special

The act of shitting in your hands and smearing it onto ones eyes, as if they were cleaning the persons eyes.

I lost my contacts, so my friend gave me the WCM special

by fxzbsdvrdbnsfyfdbh March 7, 2025

The Pintarić special

The act of spontaneously masterbating during a school class.

He was home-schooled and still that didn't stop him from preforming the Pintarić special.

by Pancake 1233 March 19, 2025