The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.
by Twitch0601 May 25, 2017
Get the Johnmug. John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.
by AshtonLullabybee August 24, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022
Get the Johnmug. 
An epic gamer, and artist in many fields. A bit lonely but it’s okay his fans relate. A little mean cutie patootie
by Dirpppsy February 17, 2024
Get the Kryoz Johnmug. john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)
by slytherdor October 7, 2020
Get the johnmug. by DerekZalez March 21, 2025
Get the on johnmug.