Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working
Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*
by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020
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God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
by Renegade69 July 25, 2016
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Does God want?

The Ultimate Anti-Jordan Peterson Homing Missile
Hym "Does God WANT? Jordan... Hey, Jordan.... Does God WANT?"
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Is that God to you

Retard "Is that God to you? Eheh... Eheh..."

Hym "Wrong level of abstraction and you're defaulting back to you're initial assumption which is literally the reason I'm more famous than you."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2023
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Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.
"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"
by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021
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God water

Is being better then being cracked and a god at a game
My friend:BRO UR SO GOD WATER

:Me Thx
by Purplegod100 July 17, 2021
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Intergalactic God

These are gods who are above humans. They come from the land of the sea urchin doughnut-shaped globe. The one to the left of turtle back island in IT. Right now rumours state that they are living among us, however, no one has ever witnessed them. They are very good at hiding in plain sight and at avoiding suspicion. They are indubdiously very powerful and quintessentially dangerous.
normal human: hi, are you an intergalactic god?

intergalactic god: no
by Asa The Definer May 07, 2018
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