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Rogers Drunk Eyes

When you’re getting blasted with the boys but the alcohol makes you look like a serial killer.
Look at Ashlynn, she’s got the “Rogers Drunk Eyes”.
by Wildo223 May 4, 2022
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Earache My Eye

KoRn’s best cover song

Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader
Ben: dude did you hear the secret track on Follow The Leader?

Jack: yea Earache my eye
by Yours truly the band now in 3D September 14, 2023
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Man-Eyes

A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 18, 2025
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eyes wide open

Two partners start kissing one another with their eyes open and who ever closes their eyes or laughes looses.
Me and my boyfriend played eyes wide open last night and I won!
by Rayann24 November 14, 2016
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Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute
Wow I must have puss eye right now
by jar of pebbles September 19, 2024
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Flies on your eyes

Sadio mane has got flies on his eyes

Sadio mane you’ve got flies on your eyes
by Dunnomatw June 11, 2022
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