Waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.
I woke up so horny and she was still sleeping so I gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later I was ready to go hit the links
by Clzinit January 24, 2009
That's an a priori presupposition that there is no "time" outside of OUR spacetime or that there can only be ONE TIME at a time. It's like saying a watch can't be created in a clock tower. I would posit that there MUST be an a-spacetime state of reality where things can happen independently from time OR outside of our space-time there must be some superordinate space-time.
Iam "And I think the watch in a clock tower analogy works perfectly because for the singularity that preceded the big bang to exist it must either exist independently from time (a-space-time reality) or it must exist within the confines of some sort of 'superordinate space-time.' So, the time that the watch keeps has nothing to do with the time that the clock tower keeps. It (the clock tower) existed before OUR time and must exist for the singularity to exist or even DO anything. How can a singularity explode into space-time if time doesn't pass for the explosion to occur?"
by Hym Iam April 03, 2023
when you're having sex with the hottest woman alive and the resulting orgasm causes a rift in time. this is usually caused by the missionary position and lsd accompanied with massive amounts of viagra and soda or 5 hour energy. you get the feeling that you're going to "release" and the resultant explosion stops time
James: (through monitor) i just had sex with Natalie Portman but i unfortunately triggered the time tearer orgasm.
jack: where are you now?
James: in the earths core.
jack: where are you now?
James: in the earths core.
by I h8 nes July 04, 2012
by Farabee September 10, 2011
When something happens to you that you are unable to explain only to explain such an event using Bullshit Science.
Lets say you are playing any First Person Shooter, and you expierence lag which ends up getting you killed that could only be explained using the logic of Bullshit Science, But if it happens over and over and over then you can say it's " Bullshit Science Time"
by Elmer Fud 247 October 19, 2010
Person 1: “Remember John?”
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?”
Person 1: “We meet him 6 years ago.”
Person 2: “Wow, how time flies.”
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?”
Person 1: “We meet him 6 years ago.”
Person 2: “Wow, how time flies.”
by an_account October 17, 2021
An inability to leave the house, making one chronically late for everything. Affliciting almost exclusively the Irish population. In large groups, it becomes a disease, taking hours to leave the house as people have to constantly go back in to get keys, re-straighten their hair, change shoes, check that the D.V.R. is recording, etc.
Also known as IPT.
Also known as IPT.
"Dude, why were you so late last night?"
All of the O'Connor clan came to the party. Can you imagine 19 people on Irish People Time trying to leave the house at once?
All of the O'Connor clan came to the party. Can you imagine 19 people on Irish People Time trying to leave the house at once?
by hp0417 September 16, 2012