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track meat

A slur to call your indian/brown friend as they all seems to be obsessed with dying to trains
Gupta: Make me 2 tacos Marco you fuckin' beaner
Marco: Shut the fuck up track meat
by TrackMeat December 13, 2023
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Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob
Man, she was suckinmeat straw like a bobaholic
by High job flu December 17, 2023
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Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.
I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.
by Ben Coxter December 6, 2022
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Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.
Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.
by Sik240sx December 10, 2022
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Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.
"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"
by DrCofefe December 17, 2022
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meat-farts

When your associate overindulges on grilled steak and beer every night for the better part of the week, then passes out and farts the most putrid stench possible without shitting himself while asleep.
I had to get some fresh air after James got the "meat-farts"!!🤮🤮🤮
by sendnudes459@gmail.com December 21, 2022
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