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Tiny perishable stones that make up Korg the perishable rock
Hi my name’s Korg I’m kind of like the leader in here. I’m made of rocks as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you, you don’t need to be afraid unless you’re made of scissors. Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke there for you!
by korg.the.perishable.rock October 17, 2021
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Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
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Scrub Rock

The anthems of scrubs (see scrub ) the incredibly generic music mostly appreciated by the kids in JROTC who grow puberty mustaches and hug their girls in the hallway like they're about to go to Afghanistan. Also enjoyed by the people who think small towns are a great place to never leave and by juggalos when they aren't listening to ICP. The most noteworthy examples are as follows: Nickelback, Creed, Seether, Daughtry, Three Days Grace, Hinder, etc. More commonly known as butt rock or trash metal or even "post-grunge" by those who try and justify this genre of music is even worth a non-condescending title. Popular among blue collar Americans as they lack the taste to appreciate anything they didn't hear on the radio in the mid 2000s whilst hanging out at the local Walmart.
Hey man, can I use the aux chord?

Yeah, just don't play any fucking Scrub Rock.

Oh come on, you know I don't sleep with my sister bro.
by TheCurator September 3, 2016
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Phantom hash rock

Noun: When you think a hot rock of hash is burning your skin but its just your imagination.
Dude: Owch! Damn hash rocks, Man. Wait where is it!? Must have been my imagination..
Man: Awh Dude, looks like you had a phantom hash rock.
by famizzle May 31, 2018
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slacker rock

A style of music born in the 90s that makes the apology of a rock that is dumb, laughing, infused with pop melodies and punk vibes to celebrate.
Oh man, the new Dune Rats is such a good slacker rock album. Do you like Fidlar?
by stillinrock February 12, 2018
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Sonic the Rock

A nigga peen who tends to stay inside all day and waste his life watching youtube and playing video games. Usually a pale individual who stays in his room all day with his door locked hiding from his parents and the outside world.
That kid is such a Sonic the Rock, he never goes to school.
by guacamole peen April 29, 2019
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Rock

A slow or dumb action done by a person
He's such a rock, he thought syrup and pickles would taste good together.
by Amanuelzgreat September 8, 2025
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