Bro-Meal

A term used when a middle aged woman tries to fit in and look cool when a group of stoned kids gather round the dining table to eat Spaghetti Bolognaise

Middle Aged Woman- “No worries guys I’ll leave you to your bro-meal”
Bro 1-*facepalms*
Bro 2- *Muffled laughter*
Bro 3-“what the fuck is a bro-meal”

by teebrno January 26, 2024

Flack Jacket Bro

A bro who survives a run-in with a semtex grenade.

Flack Jacket Bro pays tribute to the use of Flak Jacket Pro to reduce explosive damage in the Modern Warfare video game series, the same series which made semtex grenade popular.

"Dude, after I jumped on that grenade for you the other night she ended up morphing into a full fledged semtex grenade. Been blowing up my phone all day. She finally quite after I answered and told her in a Spanish accent that she had the wrong number."

"Nice work, bro. Way to be rocking Flack Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011

bro lo polo

fat retard who wears a red hoodie

bro lo polo

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

shes busy lil bro

If you get this she’s for the streets

Me: I miss u
Her: shes busy lil bro
This means someone is ON her

by I’m just that guy May 7, 2024

Festival bros

The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.

You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!

by slim_sheady July 14, 2019

bro is majestic

When bro is kinda... Why is bro so pretty though? I swear I'm not gay...

Damn why he kinda... I mean. MHHmm (Clears throat). Bro is majestic. Yeah I'm secure (in my sexuality)

by olive10542 June 13, 2024

Incestimo bro's

When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's

My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.

by Incest, Eskimo bro's July 23, 2015