John

A really shit dad, like... a narcissistic egomaniacal cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants

John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids...
What? 28? How do his kids even handle that?

They don't.

by Perhapsitsautism July 2, 2025

John Underwood

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee
goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta

john underwood is cool

by jundewo2815 March 27, 2019

John Samuel

John ...this name is used by more of the population in Christian ..this define him to .
A god worshipers Jesus Christ ..
They known for Intelligence, innovative persons , introvert,craziness , helping nature ,caring fellow...

He have u met ever John Samuel he is ....very caring person he helps me alot in my work...

by Crazy fellow. 12345 November 23, 2021

John Gutter

The first level of pizza tower. Also has a pretty hard lap 3.

NO LAP 3: alright, just learned the controls, hopefully john gutter wont be an issue.
*2 minutes later*
lap 2? whats lap 2?
*enters lap 2 portal*
s rank! on my first attempt? this game must be grateful.
LAP 3: alright time to lap 3 the first level, john gutter, hopefully wont be too hard.
*5 hours later* why the hell is john gutter lap 3 so hard.

by memeaddictive2 June 12, 2023

The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.

The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.

by PossibleDefiner February 6, 2024

John Dunne

John Dunne,

John Dunne.

by Debskelly1985 April 24, 2023

John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.

I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.

by ku1a5 December 20, 2024