SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 20, 2023

Simp

Joe Mikulski the nice guy that always finishes last

Joe is such a simp.
What a simp doesn’t he realize she’s out of his league!!!

by Suckerforluv May 31, 2022

SIMP

Amayah is a simp she simps all the Time

She likes to SIMP all the time

by Your girl 2 February 14, 2021

Simp

A simp is when a guy or girl goes out of his or her way to be nice towards someone they typically are attracted to.

For example, Nico is a simp to LeAnne

by Nico's Sister February 24, 2022

simp

myles. myles is the biggest simp that has ever existed. wont stop smelling his s/o’s jumper.

“damn myles is one fruity simp!”

by hoe-ly September 09, 2021

SIMP

Super intense Minecraft player.

YO DREAM IS A TOTAL SIMP

by Bigdongwong42069 December 20, 2021

Simp

A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.

Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.

Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp

Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.

Henry: Uhh... How did you know?

Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.

by Forgettable Name November 01, 2021