poop crap

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your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly
by sigma mom February 27, 2023
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Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
by cat hotdog June 16, 2021
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Pringle Poop Shoot

The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.
Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.
by dlovesd February 19, 2020
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Poop Recoil

It's when you go get the deed done and feel tapped out from the release.
Definition: "WOW.. That was quite the push, I think I'm going to stay here for a minute *phew*" (Poop Recoil)
by KermitLovesYou May 29, 2022
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poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.
“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”
by neverforget1776 May 04, 2024
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poop pill

Just a more descrete way of telling someone to eat shit, usually used in online forms
by skeletalchild November 11, 2021
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Poop Straw

The result of anal sex if your partner didn't take a dump before hand; the poop straw is that string of feces that tends to get lodged in the urethra during the act, and comes out when squeezed by hand after the act
All that emo girl had for dinner was a Monster and a bag of Hot Cheetos before she gave me the Poop Straw, my penis still burns
by Hard R 66198 July 30, 2024
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