by 5k1fr05t or chknsndwch February 22, 2024
Get the Joemug. A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.
Example 2:
GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.
Example 2:
GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
by Jesters4life September 30, 2018
Get the Bumhole Joemug. by gamer!! October 6, 2019
Get the Joemug. Mrs. Joe, or more commonly 'so Mrs. Joe', is a phrase used to describe a person who is being bitter, salty, and just a nasty little meaniepants. It can also refer to someone who is hateful almost to the point of verbal and emotional abuse, although it is more rarely used in that context.
'So Mrs. Joe' is primarily used by cool and intelligent, but perhaps slightly socially inept, teenagers who find great humor in injecting tidbits from their high school assigned reading list into day-to-day conversation. Based on the character Mrs. Joe Gargery from 'Great Expectations'
'So Mrs. Joe' is primarily used by cool and intelligent, but perhaps slightly socially inept, teenagers who find great humor in injecting tidbits from their high school assigned reading list into day-to-day conversation. Based on the character Mrs. Joe Gargery from 'Great Expectations'
Mechlech: your lack of appreciation for Kafka horrifies me and makes me question your place in our friend group
Herford: what friend group? we're just two people
Boris: how darest thou?! note mine presence, toad!
Mechlech: Shakespeare is so mainstream. and your grammar is flawed. stop pretending to be an intellect, thou sodden-witted lord
Herford: yeah, Boris, you need to do something to prove that you're not a poser
Mechlech: (coughs) says the person who refuses to recognize the importance of eastern European literary greats
Boris and Herford: Mechlech, you are SO Mrs. Joe
Herford: what friend group? we're just two people
Boris: how darest thou?! note mine presence, toad!
Mechlech: Shakespeare is so mainstream. and your grammar is flawed. stop pretending to be an intellect, thou sodden-witted lord
Herford: yeah, Boris, you need to do something to prove that you're not a poser
Mechlech: (coughs) says the person who refuses to recognize the importance of eastern European literary greats
Boris and Herford: Mechlech, you are SO Mrs. Joe
by Uncle Mu March 24, 2022
Get the Mrs. Joemug. Ron: “Hey Stanley what are you up to?”
Stanley: “Just going to Gino and Joes if you know what i mean”
Ron: “Totally rad have fun dude ;)”
Stanley: “Just going to Gino and Joes if you know what i mean”
Ron: “Totally rad have fun dude ;)”
by itslindabitch January 22, 2020
Get the Gino and Joesmug. Slim Joes are boiled eggs that have been peeled, split into halves and fresh tomato and onion salad added in the middle to make an egg sandwich.
by Kunta Fonzie October 1, 2019
Get the Slim Joesmug. 