James Goat

Spanish name for someone who's torpe (clumsy), cabra (goat) and tonto (silly) but at the same time is completly awesome.
"Omg, Ryan is such a James Goat!"
"You're the goat on James Goat."
by Ofthewhitesea September 30, 2015
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james moncrieff

Has a small dick but still Fucks bitches and gets money on the daily
Oh shit he’s pimpin, he reminds me of James Moncrieff
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James Moncrieff

Has a small cock but he still fucks bitches and gets money on the daily.
SHIT HES THE MAN, He reminds me of “James Moncrieff”
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James stead

Will come to your house and touch your kids while trying to sell them magic cards
That guy jimmy saville is a real James stead
by bonsonage January 07, 2019
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james kitten

when james is sus
partner: james kitten, why are there so many memes on this apush presentation between 1607-1669?
james: I made it sus
duck: lower your standards
by jujuuuuuuuuuuuuumitaiiiiiiiiii October 05, 2021
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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