Tree Cock

When one male's copious amount of pubic hair outgrows the length of his penis. The result looks like a tree top.

Cindy: See that boy over there? I bet he has a huge penis.
Naomi: It makes no difference. i hooked up with him once. Severe tree cock.

by Cheepmunk Nehhhst May 1, 2014

Cock Chuggler

Also Chug Cockler.
A cock sucker. A derogatory term for someone, anyone really. A dick, a fucker, a fucking fuck, and the like.

A term of endearment among friends.

Dude, what a cock chuggler, total douche.

Hey cock chuggler, how the hell are you?

by PeteyPeter May 17, 2014

Alarm Cock

The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.

Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"

by Feral Man August 3, 2014

Hop cock

Girl who Leads a bunch of guys on

i liked sarah until I found out she was a total hop cock

by Zlatanibrahimovic December 1, 2014

Hop-cock

a girl who leads guys on and then switches, as if jumping from cock to cock like a girl playing hopscotch

i liked sarah until she showed me she was a total hop-cock

by Zlatanibrahimovic December 1, 2014

cock nocked

When you acidently puch your dick

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"

by MR 3NIPZZ December 15, 2014

Knocking Cocks

This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.

"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"

by illestrader December 22, 2014