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Passport Bro

Typically Western men (often American) who hope (or believe) that IF they can travel to a developing foreign nation, then they will be able to convince a woman there to marry them, fantasizing that such a union would allow the “Passport Bro” to treat their wife badly without consequence.

In this mindset vague, fauxstalgic gender-segregated roles are embraced, supposed rules which require nothing from a male partner other than his willingness to assess and correct the behavior, beliefs, and any/all actions of his female partner. To be perceived as “worthy” of a Passport Bro, a woman must be submissive to him completely, with no opinions, thoughts, or desires of her own.

The “Passport Bro” is not capable of understanding that a long term relationship requires both partners to be stable, emotionally mature, and whole- people capable of love and respect. The fallacy of the “Passport Bro” is that those proudly labeling themselves as such earnestly believe that by making use of conscious deception and manipulation, aided by a language barrier he will purposefully not alleviate, a healthy and loving romantic relationship that stands the tests of time will develop.
“Hey Anna, if one of those creepy Passport Bros won’t leave you alone, try this: Start speaking grammatically perfect English and then mention a 19th century novelist they’ll panic and run. Swear to God. The trash takes itself out, if you know what I mean.”

“Maria, that is brilliant. I’m never wasting another moment trying to get away from a Passport Bro without worrying he’s going to murder me for not being interested in him.”
by Bijou_Bijan April 9, 2024
mugGet the Passport Bromug.

bro cap

n. A condom.
I noticed you opted to forgo the bro cap - good choice.
by JohnHarvard August 10, 2012
mugGet the bro capmug.

Calling all bros

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Calling all bros
by FLIPPERN March 16, 2019
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In-bro-ing

Similar to "inbreeding", but occurs when a bro bones down the mother of a fellow bro, usually of a bro you are very close to, that feels like a brother to you.
Your gonna poke my mom with your womb broom, aren't you Perry? That's some sick in-bro-ing shit man, please don't.
by Swol Troll March 26, 2017
mugGet the In-bro-ingmug.

keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)
As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!
by Caged Birdy November 17, 2015
mugGet the keg of brosmug.

bro swam

A compliment, typically used when a musical artist makes great music.
Did bro swim? Yeah bro swam.
by [plug swim] October 25, 2023
mugGet the bro swammug.

Passport bro

Chads from the west, most likely the Uk or America who travel to mainly country’s in Asia and Europe to get away from modern women in the west in search of higher quality women who still retain self respect and traditional family and moral values instead of being bisexual, cheating, lying, charging they phone, eating hot chip and doing onlyfans as a form of “Work”
Barry is visiting Russia in search of a loyal wife who wants 5 kids a little cottage and a self sufficient farm with animals to keep and live of the land, he must be a passport bro
by HalStewart_2000 January 27, 2024
mugGet the Passport bromug.

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