big fat cat

a cat fatter than you when you where 13, FATTER THAN GARFIELD, and you can see, the cat's owners dont care.

omg thats a BIG FAT CAT barbara

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

Bussy Cat

A pussy cat that is a boy :)

Person 1: It’s a pussy cat!

Person2: Nuh uh, that is actually a bussy cat.

Person1: oh. Okay.

Person2: Yuh. That’s what’s up broksi

by xXThe_BradsterXx June 21, 2025

Cat

Cat is an animal what can cep as a pet🐱🐱🐱

Cat are the best

by Savenneah May 8, 2020

Cat

Furry, sussy, little furballs of destruction and are designed to look so cute you are hypnotised my it's low-quality meow noise. The gif below is hypnosis at work.

Oh shit, it's a cat!

by Sussy gut May 15, 2023

Cat

A human furry fucker.
Often the real species of "Cat" will also try to bite the shit out of you.

Janet is a Cat.

by Jimmy Neutronion December 14, 2019

Cat

A furry companion that will puke on your carpet at two in the morning but won’t pay rent and a bonus, knifes for feet

Friend: u good bro
Me: bitch my cat just gave me 50 battle scars

by Chris p bacon October 28, 2019

Cat Paralysis

When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.

Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.

by Updog9000 November 1, 2022