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Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski
"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."
by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019
mugGet the Bro-testant Reformationmug.

Ur bro a hoe

Lithe worst thing you could ever say to anyone
Guy 1 - ur mom gay

Guy 2- no u

Guy 1 - don’t make me say it

Guy 2- do it you fucking pussy

Guy 1 - ur bro a hoe

The world splits in two The third dimension collapsed on its self and the sun implodes
by Donkey punch 179 May 13, 2018
mugGet the Ur bro a hoemug.

New Bro-nfels

the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
by drew7667 July 8, 2009
mugGet the New Bro-nfelsmug.

Kells bro

EPIC YOUTUBER

http:/ /www.youtube . com/@KeIIsbro
Yo dude did you watch the Kells bro video

Ye it was epic
by ChickenNugget Master with Eggs December 16, 2024
mugGet the Kells bromug.

Bro im gona die fr

Use this when your friends ignore u,steal ur jokes,idk anything that makes you feel extremely sad tbh
"Yo wait im gona send that to my friend"
"HEY THAT MINE"
"Too late."
"Bro im gona die fr."
by Player1inuhurbandictionarytbh October 13, 2023
mugGet the Bro im gona die frmug.

bro

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022
mugGet the bromug.

Bro-sé

Bro Brocks or men referring to one another feeling a sense of whimsy by sharing glasses of rosé
My bro-sé from another father 🥂
by LadyGash July 1, 2017
mugGet the Bro-sémug.

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