S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants
I-In
M-my
P-pants
“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
by Jackelanm December 19, 2023
Get the SIMPmug. by CornDagreat November 19, 2022
Get the Simpmug. by chinesecommie September 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
by japansko sredstvo za čišćenje June 16, 2021
Get the simpmug. A man who behaves like a woman's lap dog and is almost if not completely under her thumb. Often prone to being manipulated by the girl, or kind of girl they worship or are attracted to. They will hurl their posessions at her feet just because she asked them to, some of them will even band together to cancel people who strike the ire of their queen.
E-girl: I don't like what they said about me. Guys, go leave some "feedback" on their social media.
Simps: Their criticism was so mean to you! How dare they use their freedom of speech for that! *proceeds to harass the person*.
Simps: Their criticism was so mean to you! How dare they use their freedom of speech for that! *proceeds to harass the person*.
by Zboomer September 12, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 
A simp is a guy who is desperately trying to win the affection of a someone who doesn't even notice him.
He throws money at her, defends her all the time and would probably die for her, but she still doesn't care.
But a man who just respects women is not a simp. That's a very wrong use of the word.
He throws money at her, defends her all the time and would probably die for her, but she still doesn't care.
But a man who just respects women is not a simp. That's a very wrong use of the word.
"Dude why are you simping for her? She doesn't even know your name or care to find out....PLUS she's got a boyfriend!!"
by firefox_ September 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug.