S.impleton I.nfatuated with M.eaningless P.ussy
Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk
by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by ilikdonki_XxX November 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by chinesecommie September 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants
I-In
M-my
P-pants
“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”
That’s what SIMP means.
by Jackelanm December 19, 2023
Get the SIMPmug. A guy who is overly obsessed with a woman and will go above and beyond to win her over. Despite everything the Simp does for love he remains in the friend zone and never finds his way out. The woman he is obsessed shows no signs of interest in the simp infact does she will openly flirt and show interests in his friends infront of him and yet the simp keeps on simping. The simp will go as fas as making remarks such as, “and he didn’t even do anything today, I’m the one who fixed her house for her” while displaying obvious Traits of jealousy.
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
by DaAntisimp81 January 16, 2024
Get the SIMPmug. Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?
Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!
isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp
Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!
isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp
by Nye_Cere September 13, 2021
Get the isaiah matthews a simpmug. A man who behaves like a woman's lap dog and is almost if not completely under her thumb. Often prone to being manipulated by the girl, or kind of girl they worship or are attracted to. They will hurl their posessions at her feet just because she asked them to, some of them will even band together to cancel people who strike the ire of their queen.
E-girl: I don't like what they said about me. Guys, go leave some "feedback" on their social media.
Simps: Their criticism was so mean to you! How dare they use their freedom of speech for that! *proceeds to harass the person*.
Simps: Their criticism was so mean to you! How dare they use their freedom of speech for that! *proceeds to harass the person*.
by Zboomer September 12, 2022
Get the Simpmug.