man buffet

a word used to describe a large selection of men and their cocks. can be used in conversation to describe past sexual experiences involving a broad spectrum of men. it generally applies best when used to discuss a large number of partners as well. it can also be used when going to a bar looking for a one night stand while out with the girls.

"damn, jenny. this bar has quite the man buffet. lots and lots of yummy goodness from which to choose."

or in terms of past sexual conquests:

"after taking a closer look, i regret a few things i ate from my man buffet."

by irisisalive January 25, 2010

blame the man

Similar to shit happens, it is when something usually happens that is against one's will, they tend to blame the man. Could be anything from not winning the lottery, getting fired from work, or your girl/boyfriend breaking up with you since the man seems to always be the one causing everything.

Matt: Aww it's going to rain on the day I'm supposed to go to the water park. This sucks! Why did you only plan it for one day?

Steve: Blame the man. Not me.

by prof. frink July 14, 2006

man necking

Term created on a shoping journey to Tescos in a Mazda between 3 men, one sepetmeber evening.

Describes hetro man who is into men, in a non-gay way.

Kris is into man necking.

by opener September 7, 2006

The macho Man

After having sex with your female partner, roll her off the top bunk and proceed to give her an elbow drop.hot karl,golden shower,the angry pirate,glass bottom boat,cherry cheesecake

Last night, I gave my girlfriend The Macho Man

by krda April 13, 2007

Man Car

The ford Mandeo. The Mighty, Manly car driven by Peter Mc Millian, aka Ossah, aka Man Man!

Dude did you get the license of that man car?

by Darko Darkenson and Co. February 12, 2008

out-manned

When a woman is with a man way out of her league she has been out-manned.

When snaggle tooth Sandy walks into the bar with a sexy man whore look alike her friends whisper to one another, "Sandy has really been out-manned this time!"

by Becks and Fede November 7, 2007

Pee Man

a guy who gets completely wasted, passes out on the couch with his shoes on, and wakes up in the morning without realizing that he peed himself. UNTIL someone else sits on the couch and realizes its wet. They lift up the cushion and find the biggest wet spot known to man.

BRIAN passed out on the couch and when found the pee the next morning, they yelled, "BRIAN!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A PEE MAN!!!!!" GROSS!

by Oshkosh Party March 30, 2008