Life

Life is a waste of oxygen that can be used for something mor productive than the human race

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by waste of oxygen April 13, 2018

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Life Savor

People who never stop taking time to appreciate and making the most of the small things in life.

While we were hosted we were being hosted, for breakfast, our hosts could have offered plain dip coffee and a box pakecakes, but instead, because they proved to be life savors, they made bistro-quality expressos with foam art and made from scratch pancakes and whip cream.

by dn8lane September 4, 2021

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(N) a pay-to-win game set on hardcore mode

He was born into a wealthy family and had a good life

by W153 9UY February 12, 2022

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a shitty brand of cereal, generally causing obesity and/or diabetes, and getting eaten by people who are severely depressed after they wake up and it's dark and rainy outside

Person 1: Life sucks.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.

by standing up for what's right February 5, 2023

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