Pop a Melly

When you know you won’t sleep tonight and need to take a melatonin

Emily: I know I’m not going to sleep tonight

Sabrina: then pop a melly

by Fancyfanzy February 21, 2023

Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation

My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop

by Opossum of Texas January 03, 2025

Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

Pop - Bang

A 2 stage turbo wastegate hot air fart that can range from undetectable to a Rez fart.

The Pop - Bang got the HOA called.

by Nation Stupdidit December 20, 2024

Horse Pop

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.

“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”

“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”

by White-Guilt-91 May 09, 2021

Mexican Pop-tart

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022

Popped a seed in ye

When a male is trying to impress or show off to his baby-momma how manly he is, mostly in a slimy or inappropriate way.

Remember when we used to bang? I popped a seed in ye. That’s what makes me a Man. 💪

by dustbin August 26, 2023