Penis Sword Tattoo

A sword tattoo, that most people get down there spine; Between their shoulder blades. So, that when you wear a shirt the handle slightly sticks out and gives the illusion that there is a penis tattoo on the back of your neck. We would advise you to get that fixed. Don't get lice.

"Hey Jim, I didn't know you were gay."
"I'm not, Bob, it's a sword I got when I was smashed."
"Well Jim, my old lady and I would call that a penis sword tattoo."
"No way. Really?"
"Oh yeah, man."
"Oh, umm, I need to fix it so..."
"Wanna get some drinks?"
"Yeah."

by The Panchoco's May 1, 2010

penis face tycoon

One who owns and operates many penis faces, sees George Bush II

Dude, stop being such a penis face tycoon.

8===============D

I am a penis face tycoon.

by Penis Face Tycoon December 28, 2003

penis ass tavern

to stick ones dick in a males ass for a long period of time often over night

I gave koa a penis ass tavern for two days straight

by Jose' January 14, 2008

wow that's a huge penis

when someone has a huge penis

wow that's a huge penis mike

by joe 45637728 March 14, 2008

Tiny penis car

A car that pretentious douches buy that is supposed to say "Look how much money I have", but really say, "This car put me 20,000 in debt"

Girl 1: wow, look at his car
Girl 2: Yeah right, that's totally a 'Tiny penis car'

by Royalbluearts June 17, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Penis

When your boy jamal takes your monster dong and smothers it in spicy guacamole.

Damn bro, jamal really covered up my whole dong last week, my massive schlong was burning the whole night. He gave me the whole guacamole nigga penis experience.

by Lmao guacamole is negro December 9, 2019

Frog like penis

A small, chubby, ugly penis.

Dude you have a frog like penis

by pillyreal April 20, 2021