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John

John is a larger than life stoner, who thinks that anything can be solved with some ganja, anything from funerals, to childrens birthday parties you will always find john lurking around somewhere smoking a joint. He is also a surprisingly good cook, but make sure to ask what he puts in the brownies he makes you because you might just be looking at a really interesting night.
guy 1: it's so sad aunt mary passed away.
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
by thickzwick January 23, 2020
mugGet the Johnmug.

Ryan John

Skadoosh.
Those who know what happened at the tennis courts 😈
On the 12th Day of Rizzmas, my Sigma gave to me

12 Balkans Raging

11 Alphas edging

10 Rizzlers Rizzing
9 Flicker Goons
8 Costcos Booming
7 Chicken Bakes
6 Aura Points
5 Those who know
4 Skibbidi toilets
3 Mangos Mogging
2 Lunchly Munching
And a Hawk Tuah Spit on that thang
by Brazilian filckergooner December 27, 2024
mugGet the Ryan Johnmug.

John

John is a goat did. MonkaS pog champathan smalls
John is so ponka lonka sonka monka goat champ did m8
by Nichange November 22, 2021
mugGet the Johnmug.

john ferda

john ferda is a word used for a lot of things like skiing,hockey,baseball etc. its sorta like fire or sick.
yo that dub 10 was so john ferda
by john ferda pluhhh November 22, 2024
mugGet the john ferdamug.

clin john

A wierd person that often does wierd faces and also i quite the pussy. He's a monkey
by pussydestroyer 1324 October 17, 2017
mugGet the clin johnmug.

johnned

Being repeatedly ghosted by a friend named John.
I just got johnned once again for that bbq we planned a month ago.
by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025
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