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because it's good for you

The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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Camp good news

A 7 week sleep away camp where boys and girls become best friends. They have the best times of their lives and no one ever wants to leave.
by Very happy camper November 27, 2018
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A good buckeye

someone who either went to ohio state and pisses scarlet and grey or that didn’t go to ohio state, but that would shove buckeyes up their asshole if it would guarantee OSU a wiin
by Rammelham November 28, 2018
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Good Job DJ!

A phrase used towards individuals who have masteterd the art of the turntables and fist bumping in the club.
Tony: Hey whats the DJ's name at the booth

Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis

Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
by EarlySpore November 30, 2018
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“Are we all goods over Honda?”

Usually said while drunk by a fuck boy meaning, “are we good to going back to sex whenever it suits me with no strings attached?” The confusing tone allows the said fuck boy to deny any such inference the next day if access is denied. It also allows him to plead the whisky fifth. Generally it is preceded by a “miss you text”.
Hey beautiful, I miss you so much! “Are we all goods over Honda?”
by Beejuschill November 30, 2018
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Call Becky with the good hair

That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass
by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018
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good job

when used by a female, they probably mean "lol you suck" or "ew no"
"Look look, I found a turtle!"
"Good job"
by cockatiel89 December 4, 2018
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