bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.

Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.

by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003

potato chip fart

when someone eats potato chips and then when they fart, it smells like potato chips but it smells sweet. this is only good for girlz.

dammm veronica ate potato chips and laid a "potato chip fart". it smelt good tho =

by king of me January 26, 2010

Fart Knocker

1. a trained doctor who knocks the farts right out of you.
2. a person/thing who knocks the farts out of you with a quick blow to the stomach
3. a dumbass who thinks he's cool but he's trip'n

1. Dr. Fart knocker used a Fart knocking device to knock the farts out of little Tony.
2. Rover knocked the farts out of his owner when he wanted to play "fetch"
3. Elmo's gonna knock the farts out of you!

by J. Mayon June 16, 2006

fart pole

A pole normally found in a public place where people can break wind and compare notes.

The fart pole in hyde park is particularly fragrant today.

by Monkey McTavish June 19, 2006

Fart Attack

Term used for hijacking a post on Facebook and discussing farts or fart related matter.

It's good fart weather. Would be a good fart attack line.

by chrisfarric December 7, 2010

fart in the mitten

Derogatory slang for a girl who queefs alot.

Bill: So Tom, how was sex with Beverly?
Tom: She's a fart in the mitten. Never stopped.

by trishonidas March 16, 2011

suck fart

(Said by my cuzzo in anger) It means that you can do something so low as to suck somebodys fart because that would value your time more than sitting here bothering me.

You know what?...SUCK FART!!! lolz

by Alex'Andra May 29, 2008