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get the cake and the butter

... Wun get the cake and the butter, i count it like hustle.
by samsepi0 September 29, 2025
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Puerto Rican Pound Cake

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.
I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.
by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025
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Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy

The end result of a creampie by each man who had an unwashed uncircumcised penis hence the "cheese"
Did you see that stuff come out of her? Was that Bukake Cream Cheese Pussy or Bukake Cheese Cake Pussy?
by OrphicDionysus1981 July 3, 2025
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Retrograding the Cakehole

retrograding the cakehole

(verb)

1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.

2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.

3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
A: “Bro I think dinosaurs died because they smoked too much volcano.”
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”

Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”

Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”

(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
by godofbread November 19, 2025
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(First bite of cake): getting your first peace of pussy or first time eating someone ass
(Bite of cake): getting pussy or eating someone ass out
What was ur first bite of cake/bite of cake like?
by Juggandsuicide November 25, 2025
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Fried cheese cake

Someone who has a lot of bitches at school and has crooked teeth and farts alot and likes to levestream illegal porn in public areas
Why are you livestreaming porn in a library wth nice fried cheese cake
by Jimmycrickets445 November 25, 2025
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Baking a Cake

Feeling a shit curating in one’s bowels.
Damn…I’m baking a cake right now. I will be ready to drop it off soon, as part of my weight loss program.
by Chief Sawnee December 14, 2025
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