I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
by Professor B13 November 13, 2023
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Hym "We're back! Back in the pack! We in here! All up in your brain-mind once again! We have returned!'
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
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Get the A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS mug.A female whose life revolves around fucking over those she knows and doesn't even know and denies the obvious such as stealing your belongings while this loser crack back reject is wearing your very stylish clothes and in possession of your personal belongings.
This snake has no morals or conscience and lies thru the very cracked back where a real human possesses a spine.
This snake has no morals or conscience and lies thru the very cracked back where a real human possesses a spine.
That crack back where is wearing my clothes bc those jeans and tank top were in the RV I assume she hand a hand in stealing. She is a real snakey crack back never going to be anything solid in her life!
by Karmas servd best ICECOLD November 7, 2018
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Get the flat-backed mug.To smugly turn and face the opposing direction of an intended audience while having a full fledged conversation usually when it is business critical
*Three People speaking in a triangular formation; one of them is turned with their back to the other two, while the two are in avid discussion*
Lizzy- "Dick, hey I'm trying to communicate a few critical things that need to happen by the end of your shift"
Dick- "Oh, is that what you call it." Hmph (back turned to Lizzy, facing Barnaby)
Barnaby- "Did it not occur to you: You're flat-backing your boss... dick"
Lizzy- "You are a dick, Dick"
Lizzy- "Dick, hey I'm trying to communicate a few critical things that need to happen by the end of your shift"
Dick- "Oh, is that what you call it." Hmph (back turned to Lizzy, facing Barnaby)
Barnaby- "Did it not occur to you: You're flat-backing your boss... dick"
Lizzy- "You are a dick, Dick"
by BMiller58 December 24, 2022
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