I'll snuggle you when you get back

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.

Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?

by QuacksO December 10, 2023

Back in '95

I had no internet

"Why weren't you on Zoom last night?"
"I was back in '95"

by Csan7 June 08, 2021

Walk Back

When your dog hates going for walks you carry him/ her to the end of the block and then walk back ( or scamper back) home. Applicable for other pets or small people.

Honey I'll be back really soon just taking Felix ( our dog) for a walk back.

by Tommy Mommy August 13, 2017

Back to december

So, this is me swallowing my pride
Standin' in front of you sayin', "I'm sorry for that night"

THE SONG BACK TO DECEMBER WONT LET YOU BREATH

by dunonoshit December 11, 2023

National Throw It Back For Lizzie Day

On this day we commemorate our gal Lizzie by shaking a little booty for her.

Girl it’s National Throw it Back for Lizzie Day don’t forget to shake a little sumn for her.

by dirtydusse December 09, 2021

National Throw It Back For Lizzie Day

On this day we commemorate our gal Lizzie by shaking a little booty for her.

Girl it’s National Throw it Back for Lizzie Day don’t forget to shake a little sumn for her.

by dirtydusse December 09, 2021

black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus

Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
Now the definition
Idk

man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what

by what king September 05, 2021