better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job.Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma December 19, 2013

rim job ricky

a man named ricky who has pink eye and claims he caught it from trinity but in reality he ATE TOO MUCH ASS!!!

oh look it’s rim job ricky again, back from eating ass.

by ilikedigbick March 14, 2022

Blowke Job

A blow job but from a dude or bloke, a bloke job.

Hey mate I went to the strip joint but ended up with the security guard, got me a fine blowke job!

by AbsolutelyTru7h! November 11, 2017

J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

Surfy Job

A surfy job is a homosexual sex act in which one of the two partners, in the middle of performing fellatio, pulls his partners foreskin to it's foremost position and blows into it so it inflates a little bit.

"Dude, why are you giving me a surfy job? That does virtually nothing for pleasure..."
"Shut up... it's fun."

by TheMonsterTruk November 7, 2013

Liam Job

When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.

Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.

by GroundBadger November 14, 2021

flo-job

when a girl has a period on partners face

damn we got so drunk last night i though she was going to give me a flo-job

by big manny May 12, 2009