Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?
Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?
Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?
Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?
Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working
Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"
Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again
Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?
Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working
Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"
Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again
Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011
Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.
Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.
Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*
Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*
by kalley treay June 09, 2007
by Jade Irwin February 20, 2019
A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."
Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*
Him: "That's what I said last Monday"
<Mood is killed>
Her: "Who says that?"
Him: "That's what I said last Monday"
<Mood is killed>
Her: "Who says that?"
by WhoIsthisIs November 02, 2009
1. Death. "Door number one" is the coffin lid, the ground above the grave or the gravestone.
2. Severe consequence.
2. Severe consequence.
"You want to jump off, Jamf, or do you want what's behind door number one?"
"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"
"Do you think H likes what he found behind door #1?"
by TmmR January 23, 2008
Some stupid girl that I went to a gifted program summer thing with ten years ago. I only saw her once on the playground and she said "Duh What Time is It" and it was so fucking funny. She was a 'tard.
by Caca October 09, 2003
Means what is going to happen today.Or what are you going to do tommoro.Or whats are fixn to do right now.
kid1:Hey dawg, whats the deal on the
key cuz
kid2:Nothin really just thinkin about what to do right now
kid1:Aight then cuz hit me up when you gon' do somethin.
key cuz
kid2:Nothin really just thinkin about what to do right now
kid1:Aight then cuz hit me up when you gon' do somethin.
by Jesse hernandez March 04, 2005