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The Immaculate Penis of John

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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john clarke

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John

To hold something down, to be lazy and hold down a seat or chair. To hold down any noun.
“Hey can you John this but down while I tighten those bolt?”
“I’m about to John this girl down
“I’m johning down this chair all night and watching reels”
by Buzzedbiologist May 8, 2025
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John

The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of
John is annoying asf
by Jusanother_guy November 22, 2021
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John

Literally the greatest basketball player of all time. The absolute G.O.A.T.

He is also mad sexy
John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.
by anonymous February 21, 2022
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John Paul

A penis. Big penises, small penises. They’re all John Paul’s.
Did you hear about Jonah? I heard he has a massive John Paul.
by Wombat00 December 29, 2021
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John bello

A very mysterious young man who likes to sniff younger women, has a foot fetish and keeps little girls in his dungeon. He’s also the older brother of Maui. This is a very dangerous man be cautious if you see him
by Yourstepbro September 15, 2021
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