When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010
Get the False Alarm Fartmug. When you fart and you walk away from it for a while but evertime you pass that section the fart is still lingering in the same exact spot.
joe:*farts*
kuro:ew D:
Joe: *walks away from fart* 8
kuro: walks away
Joe: *goes to the bathroom*
*2 mins later*
kuro: *passes spot joe was staning in* holy sit dude yer fart is still standing here!
kuro:ew D:
Joe: *walks away from fart* 8
kuro: walks away
Joe: *goes to the bathroom*
*2 mins later*
kuro: *passes spot joe was staning in* holy sit dude yer fart is still standing here!
by wee396 March 18, 2009
Get the fart is still standingmug. A distinctly-smelling, intensely acrid, putrid fart that occurs after eating specific foods, such as Chinese food.
by chilipepr November 2, 2006
Get the chinese food fartmug. by ButterMN January 8, 2008
Get the Stapler Fartmug. 
To promote the freedom of expression of an individual.
This saying is often invoked in response to an insult or threat, used as a means of bypassing an altercation that will go nowhere. It can be utilized effectively to underscore the immaturity of the instigator or "wise guy" who initiated the exchanged, and ultimately concludes in the pwning of fools.
This saying is often invoked in response to an insult or threat, used as a means of bypassing an altercation that will go nowhere. It can be utilized effectively to underscore the immaturity of the instigator or "wise guy" who initiated the exchanged, and ultimately concludes in the pwning of fools.
by seekingbj May 16, 2009
Get the yee fart that shitmug.