Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

by Alaskan cock basket June 4, 2017

serving meat

Serving meat is a phrase used by a MAN of high power/class, normally said phrase by this MAN of high power and class will have a lot of support coming from those around him.Ultimately this phrase is an alter response of the lower class women saying “age and left no crumbs”

Serving meat-A statements or phrase creates the idea of someone being “that nigga”
Ex.
Malik-“you better chill out before I put you in yo place, I’d really knock yo ass out In front of all yo friends”
Luis”see this nigga serving mad meat with this one”

by Bigpapachungis April 9, 2024

Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.

“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”

by ohz999 November 19, 2023

Meat truck

A juicy woman with mountains of meat in all the right places. She’s slim thick af and got the horsepower to pack a punch should you be lucky enough to bed her.

Damn girl you a ma fuckin meat truck wit dat fat ass. Why don’t you back it up and deliver me the goods boo?

by BUTTCRACKERASS March 18, 2022

Meat on the Bone

The mathematics, like Sir Johns First Aid, where we are. The god particle of business. 25 cents for a paper bag (slams fist on desk in anger), is it worth it? There is a present potential to be paid more if you can cure cancer. Left all the money under the dig tree or in a big steel can, gotta know the lurks and perks. Innovation!

"Meat on the Bone, Donny!"

by BromptonCocktail February 4, 2024

Browning the hamburger meat

To take a shit

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

by Hamburglar69 May 31, 2016

Experienced Meat

An old lady that has experience with sexual stuff and you would like to fuck

guy 1: man nobody wants to fuck me
guy 2: why don't you go for the experienced meat? they will do the job
guy 3: yeah man, do that, I tried it once and she didn't even have teeth. It was so good!

by fagfacetwat December 5, 2020