James

Absolutely dog shit at his job, couldn’t investigate who farted if he was alone in a room full of mirrors.

He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste

What’s that you’re wearing? It smells like Halloween!

Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.

by Pisscent March 19, 2025

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Legoat James

An Indian who brags about his fictional bank account and status, has never seen a vagina outside of his monitor, rips off "Andrew Tate" and other manosphere grifters.

Don't be a legoat james bro we know you're larping.

by Legoat's Uncle April 10, 2025

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James

james is a good person, but people misunderstand him. james was my first love. he turned into a bad person this past year. i hope that james knows how to treat other girls the same way that he treated me. he used to be so nice, gentle, caring, and loving, but he isn’t like that anymore. i hurt james a lot, but i have changed since then. i hope that he’ll realize it and give me another chance

Friends: “Have you talked to James lately?”

Me: “No, we don’t talk to eachother anymore.”

Friend: “Good, after you two broke up he hasn’t been a good person.”

Me: “You don’t understand..”

by iamnotlivelaughloving August 5, 2023

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