douche bag

All the guys from Jersey Shore.

Do you watch that show on MTV with all those douche bags in it??

by inelevater October 16, 2010

kernel bag

When you take a massive shit and some corn sticks to the back of your balls.

Damn, I ate a shit load of corn; I hope I don't get kernel bag.

by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo August 18, 2021

Turbo Bag

When you kill someone on Halo and in a rapid motion squat and stand over and over while stanging over them (refer to T bag)

Mark turbo bagged tim.

by parker8 February 4, 2006

Bag of Dicks

Noun/Adjective. distressing; shocking:
extremely unpleasant; deplorable; disgusting:

The 2016 President Elect's appointed staff is a real bag of dicks.

by Stande07 November 16, 2016

bag of bolts

men's bum hair

brandon shaved jordan's bag of bolts

by willy667 April 28, 2014

V-Bag

The female version of T-bagging.

TM: EMILY BEREOWON

That chick just V-bagged him!

by Emily Bereowon February 28, 2011

Tool Bag

Usually the nickname given to a useless Airframer (aka Flamer aka douche-bag) or Ordnanceman (aka gunner aka bitch nigga) usually an airman but can be e-4 and above.

Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...

Yo AO3 is such a Tool Bag... I hate that bitch nigga.

by YelaWhich July 22, 2011