by balls4773 April 20, 2022

kid: i gotta go!!!
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*
by morting September 5, 2025

Gauge is the best, I swear, he’s so sweet, he’s such a gentleman, he’s very mysterious but god is he amazing, he’s sweet, kind, caring, strong and so handsome. I wish he loved me because I sure as hell love him, gauge if you’re reading this, I love you, a fuck ton, always remember that <3 -Gabe
by Thatfroggoboii September 25, 2022

The time that somebody woke up and decided to upload a definition to a specific dictionary website. That website can be edited by anyone. That someone was me and I uploaded this definition to Urban Dictionary. As if your common sense ass didn't already know that.
Some dude is sitting at his computer. The clock reads 3:44 AM. The stomping of the dude's father gets louder until the father barges in. "What the f**k is going on?! It's 3:44 AM and you're still on that shitty computer?!" "But I'm defining a word! Give me a minute!" The clock strikes 3:45 AM. "Okay you're done buddy."
by some random dude that's bored December 20, 2023

by enanymous April 22, 2008

National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.
“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”
by Eggsarefromcows March 1, 2023
