by I hate simps September 13, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Simp's law is an adage that simply states that if you need to ask whether or not you're simping, then you definitely are. Coined by Chaddus Thundercoccoppolus, the Greek philosopher, in the 5th Century BC.
"Simp's law, Bretheren. It's very simple; if you need to ask whether or not something is simping, it is" - Marcus Aurelius
by mistahroga May 9, 2020
Get the Simp's Lawmug. Simping as one would normally; having an intense infatuation with someone to the point of being unreasonable but over the digital representation of a real person instead of the person themself.
Heather: God I simp for Connor so hard, its unreal.
Kayla: You mean Brian Dechart? Thats who Connor is based off of.
Heather: No, fuck Brian Dechart, Connor is my simp of choice, it'd be weird to simp the real guy.
simps over Connor from Detroit: Become Human but finds it weird to simp over the real life Bryan Dechart.
Digi-SImp: Simping as one would normally; having an intense infatuation with someone to the point of being unreasonable but over the digital representation of a real person instead of the person themself.
Kayla: You mean Brian Dechart? Thats who Connor is based off of.
Heather: No, fuck Brian Dechart, Connor is my simp of choice, it'd be weird to simp the real guy.
simps over Connor from Detroit: Become Human but finds it weird to simp over the real life Bryan Dechart.
Digi-SImp: Simping as one would normally; having an intense infatuation with someone to the point of being unreasonable but over the digital representation of a real person instead of the person themself.
by JerdyBerdy May 4, 2022
Get the Digi-simpmug. Completely ditches his friends for 8 months comes back joins the call constantly mutes and gives up everything to talk to her she cheats on him AND THEN THIS MOTHER FUCKER WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER THEN SHE GOES TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL THE GIRL SAID SHE CHEATED ON HIM BECAUSE THEY WERENT ABLE TO BE TOGETHER AND SHE BES A BITCH TO EVERYONE BECAUSE BUT SHE REALLY DONT GOT A REASON AND THEN HE GETS MAD AT HIS FRIEND FOR SAYING ITS HER FAULT SHE GET BULLIED BECAUSE " IT WAS HER PAST SELF THAT GOT BEEF STARTED WITH OTHER PEOPLE" OR " I CAN CHANGE HER" OR "ITS NOT HER FAULT" JUST BECAUSE HE SMASHED HE IS OBSESSED AND THINKS OF HER AS A GODDESS WHILE HE CRIES EVERY DAY AND WANTS TO DIE
by innocent friend February 27, 2023
Get the SIMPmug.