Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!
A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!
by CivSki May 29, 2022
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shnoop and poop

thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit
yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop
by elongated guapanese January 02, 2024
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poop crimes

Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
by The old world urban dictionary November 01, 2020
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poop n fart

the act of consuming rotten penises
hey wanna poop n fart
by iloveminorsssssssss June 24, 2025
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Poop Tash

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.
The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.
by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012
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super poop

when your poop fires out at 600 mph and its watery
he had a super poop
by frysfpos July 21, 2019
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clay poop

clay poop is really sticky poop that takes you 69 wipes to achieve full cleanliness
aye bro i got clay poop
Bro:you that sucks
by clay poop master November 20, 2020
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