October 30th

National make-out with your crush day

This holiday was created for all the shy people who are afraid to kiss their crush, well now they a have a reason. It's fake but what ever.

I tried making out with my crush on october 30th but I got a restraining order.

by Strange strange strange name October 29, 2019

October 30th

National Kiss or hug Your Bf/Gf or Partner Day

Tim: Hey Josh, It's October 30th!
Josh: But im single :(

by OofidkwhyImadethis October 29, 2019

October 20th

It’s national kick the tallest person in your grade day!

October 20th is Kick your tallest best friend and hope they don’t have a lot of bruises by the end of the day

by A day where you kick October 29, 2019

October 30th

The day where you kick the tallest person in your grade day!

In October 30th this is what ur technically going to do :*kicks* tall person: ouch

by A day where you kick October 29, 2019

October 29

National... shortest friend in the friend group slaps the tallest friend in the friend group day.

Shortest friend: *to tallest friend* Yo, it’s October 29, bend down so I can slap the shit out of you

Tallest friend: *to everybody else* At least I can still give her birthday spankings

by Okiphionlopick October 29, 2019

October 31

National steal your tall friend's candy day! The tallest friend gives all their candy to the short peoples!

Tim: give your candy, its october 31st.
Tod: shit.

by Funny events October 29, 2019

October 30

The one day where you bully your friend named Wyatt

Friend: Hey Wyatt you know what today is?
Wyatt: No what is it?
Friend: October 30
Wyatt: PLEASE DONT HURT ME😭😭

by It boy 24 October 29, 2019