life

a disease everyone has

I have the disease of life

by ThatAnielkaGurl June 7, 2023

life

a particularly retarded thing given to us so we can play Gta 5 and go to school and think about fucking thicc girls with tights leggings

life it can give me chub but also make me wanna hang myself

by i will put you in a noose February 27, 2020

My Life

nothing without my friends.

my life is nothing without my two best friends.

by ILOVECND March 22, 2023

Life (noun)

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.There is currently no known cure.

The miracles of baby birth after it is born it has an 100% chance of receiving Life (noun)

by Voltegeist December 10, 2016

Life

Something that has no meaning and you don’t need

Person1: what’s the mean of life?
Person2: it’s to live I guess

by Uglyturtle3 January 16, 2020

Get a life

This phrase is usually said by your dog.

It knows man.

Get a life bro

by neighbor.whos.watching.you.rn July 28, 2020

Life

The constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Help bro, lifes acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020