Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
Get the Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flomug. 
The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.
by jonrules11 April 14, 2024
Get the John Mayer spotmug. by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023
Get the John Waynemug. The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.
John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
by ILeftMyTaintInIowa July 28, 2024
Get the John Rumblemug. I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head
by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025
Get the Long John Silvermug. When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you
by Liblabber November 3, 2018
Get the Ron John Brownmug.