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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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God

Refers To The One

Synonym: Greeter Of Death
Acronym: Greatest Of Desire
Ex: I Wanted Death Till I Realized We’re All GOD
by TheExtremeGod0120 February 20, 2021
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god luck

Initially a misspelling of "good luck". God luck is believed to be a more potent way of wishing luck upon someone. By adding this phrase to your repertoire, you add divinity. God luck out there.
alexjones4ever: im gonna go eat, brb
animeman12345: god luck
by Ymirok March 13, 2018
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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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God

The One, the Big Guy - not Joe Biden but even bigger, you know that Thing. Definitely a controversial figure and seems to take on many forms and be many things to many people throughout history. The One that you often don't talk to unless you have a very very big looming threatening ass kicking life threatening issue which makes you cry out "Help Me God!" Oh yeah, He/She/It supposedly assigns gender at birth but that's being hotly debated lately.
Dear God, now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I pray to God my soul to take.
by Ban Censorship April 22, 2022
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The power that rivals god

When your wife / girlfriend pulls the blanket to her own side with such a force not even god can stop her.
Hey man did you sleep well last night?
No my girl was using the power that rivals god, so I was freezing all night.
I know the feeling.
by Vaxazie April 12, 2017
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