Cake Ass

Demasculate, Sensitive, Emotional, Soft, Weak, Can't stand his ground

1. Don't talk to that "cake ass" nigga Ryan he will snitch on you.

2. Look at Shawn buying drinks for the ladies with his "cake ass" self.

by Article19 May 16, 2019

ass fucking

fucking somebody in the asshole

(Tod) You need a good ass fucking bae.

(Britney) Oh my goodness!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Grassy ass

How an American person says thank you in Spanish. U can also say it when someone has a lot of grass all over their ass.

Oh boy there Diego, you’ve got a grassy ass over there!

by hamburger2020 November 28, 2020

Ass apple

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.

After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.

by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

drinking ass

When one slurps up the rear end of a classy lady, as to drink the contents of said lady's ass.

Last night I was drinking ass and she was like, "Finally, someone is drinking my ass! It was full and needed drainage."

by Jed Cruz July 3, 2016

Ass Dandruff

Visible accumulated refuse like dead skin and taint hair which is found on public toilet seats.

"We need to go to a different rest stop, every toilet here is soaked in piss and covered in ass dandruff."

by HiDef August 2, 2012

Ass Missles

violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue

Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.

by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011