Bruce Willies

1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.

2. Possibly the coolest man alive.

3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.

4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.

Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.

by Niels Bundgaard November 10, 2008

a willie wonka

a move when a man and a woman have sex and the man brings in oompa loompas to satisfy her the way he cannot.

its also a definition made up when i'm really bored. so yeah

freak: "dude last night, i wasn't in the mood"

friend: "so you left her unsatisfied???"

freak: "of course not. I pulled a willie wonka and got out of there"

friend:"classsyy"

by thisisstupid October 31, 2008

williebear

A straight up busta-nigga!

Best be hopin I ain't packin heat

by Original Gangsta Dogg December 20, 2004

Willemoes

All definitions is cancelled and negated.

He is shy and has a big cock, and he is also supreme. HA! Thats a Willemoes!

by Shiyam November 7, 2009

willie chicken

uuuuummmmm, you best sniff me gooooddddd larry. porn is a color

suckle my willie chicken my niggrumps, skeet skeet skeet

by faggums mcgee April 5, 2017

Willed

To be blueballed by someone who can’t unzip a zipper.

We were playing some Roblox and then I got willed.

by Degnevah July 10, 2019

Pulling a Willett

The act of driving through, and subsequently getting pulled over in a city park. (Named after Alex Willett)

Dustin: Did you hear how Alex lost his license?

Eric: No man, what happened?

Dustin: He got caught Pulling a Willett at 1 A.M. this morning.

Eric: Pshht, douche.

by Adam KilHarney March 28, 2009