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Charm Wife

This is who you marry after two divorces, so make it good. The third time's the charm after all.
Me: "I'm glad I divorced crazy bitch number two. It's time for the Charm Wife."

Dude X: "It's meant to be."
by mfcohiba June 5, 2013
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slutty wife

A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).
The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.
by C.Rai August 6, 2019
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Paul's Wife

Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.
Me: *screams* Paul's Wife
him: pulls out, "was I hitting that too hard?"
by hotdilflover February 14, 2023
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wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own
Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!
by Thawab November 5, 2022
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Wife Sandwhich

The act of one man's two wives sandwhiching him in an act of sexual enticement. Best known wife sandwhich served in Canada by Sassy and Chatter filled with Dirty.
by Chatterbox :D May 2, 2012
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Foster wife

A girlfriend that you spend time with but don’t have sex with.
Went to the beach with my foster wife and her kids on the weekend
by MrRm August 16, 2021
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wife poaching

In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.

Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 3, 2023
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