Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.
Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.
by jwife January 22, 2022
Get the j-wifemug. Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".
Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".
Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".
by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018
Get the wife poundsmug. Usually the wife of a redneck that lives in a run down house with a wall unit AC. A fat wife is commonly known as "Betsy" or "Beth" or "Denise". When she takes a shower she needs to use a yard stick to hold up her flabs to scrub under them. She also can turn ur modded liftkit redneck Ford F-150 into a lowrider 2 inches off the ground if she can even make it up the steps to the truck.
by Zeltzy on youtube November 22, 2019
Get the Fat Wifemug. Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.
by hotdilflover February 14, 2023
Get the Paul's Wifemug. by HD HO June 26, 2019
Get the Step wifemug. Volunteer wife
A wife that marries a person for a desired marriage that allows her to volunteer her time whenever she feels like it because she does not have any other financial or domestic responsibilities to provide for the marriage relationship or raise young children. If young children are in this relationship it would be expected that there would be paid caregivers to raise the children so that volunteer wife would have free time to volunteer for any services, functions, or charities she chooses. Volunteer wives seek admiration, status, and power among those organizations they volunteer.
A wife that marries a person for a desired marriage that allows her to volunteer her time whenever she feels like it because she does not have any other financial or domestic responsibilities to provide for the marriage relationship or raise young children. If young children are in this relationship it would be expected that there would be paid caregivers to raise the children so that volunteer wife would have free time to volunteer for any services, functions, or charities she chooses. Volunteer wives seek admiration, status, and power among those organizations they volunteer.
by Cosmic Coordinator May 21, 2018
Get the volunteer wifemug. That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."
"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022
Get the bro-wifemug.