The ancient Mesopotamian sex act in which a small forest-dwelling mammal is placed into the anus of your wife and left there for 8 days and 8 nights until the ultimate assgasm is achieved.
Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? I told you I was having people over to watch season 2 of the O.C.
Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.
Guy 1: Word.
Guy 2: Yeah my bad bro. I went over to that slut Monica's house and we totally hooked up. She told me I gave her the best assgasm she's had since she last got fanny weaseled in '94.
Guy 1: Word.
by Squamal Bear January 12, 2009
Get the fanny weaselmug. by nick meyer November 16, 2007
Get the bus weaselmug. One who does very sneaky or sly things under peoples noses goes against the moral code of society. Can be categorized by a snitch scope, beak, talons, hooves. Another word to disguise Jew to cover up for dropping those hard js. Swiper from Dora the Explorer
That little snitchweasel stole my shoes he left his snitch weasel talons on the scene of the crime.
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope
Hes spying on us with his god damn snitch scope
by MyGute December 15, 2010
Get the Snitch weaselmug. by Steamy June 24, 2016
Get the Steamy weaselmug. A female who uses sex to gain access to a mans finances. Once she is in control of the mans fiances, sex stops and becomes just a promise that is never delivered. Once all the money is gone, so is she.
She doesn't really love you Jack. She's only interested in your money. What you have here my friend, is a Beaver Weasel.
by nardcoresincebirth August 14, 2016
Get the beaver weaselmug. by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
Get the Prickle Weaselmug. A butt Weasel is a person who is considered a scrawny little weirdo you'll often witness them Yelling at people of authority, females and their own mothers. at night the butt weasel curls into a ball like position and contemplates its next stupid move of the following day. Its main task at work is to do absolutley nothing and become very agitated once they are summoned to do physical labor at their job.
Wow i cannot believe that Guy is yelling at his female boss like that, although it had planted many trees and are physically tired doesnt mean the butt weasel can do absolutley nothing at work, occasionally will say multiple retarted outbursts
by Res562cue May 14, 2016
Get the Butt Weaselmug.