Toy Storying

Act of fingerbanging a girl whilst on a date watching a movie in the theater.

Dude I was totally Toy Storying her last night while watching Safe house.

by ArticPencil February 21, 2012

smexy sex toy

A person with whom you not only have extreme loving feelings for, but also one with whom you would love to 'mess' around with just for fun.

girl: "What do you think of Ryan?"
other girl: "He is my smexy sex toy. i just love him to death!"

by Meamowdogfaceinabananapatch February 28, 2008

spicy eggplant toy

A dildo.

(Used in mixed company situations.)

My son found a “spicy eggplant toy” in my nightstand.

by Benignjamin November 06, 2021

italian chew toys

Edibles that will fuck you up to oblivion and cause you to have blue balls for the extreme agression of trying to get a blow job from every girl at the party that you decided to take the edibles at…

Max: Matthew took Italian chew toys last night, and forced Mary to give him head

Jack: we’ll what happened??

Max: Matt’s in prison now lol

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

Billion suprise toys

a couple kidnaps a living fridge and steals its organs by saying "Do you have SAoWcEs?"

Billion suprise toys baisically:

"Fridge, Fridge?"
"Yes papa?"
"Do you have sauces"
*sigh* "here's my ribcage-"

by spongebobs left toe June 13, 2021

toy story drunk

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody

last christmas I was toy story drunk

by thegleekster December 24, 2020

toys r us

my childhood

person 1: toys r us
person 2: yes i agree 😀

by kyra_sussybaka May 14, 2022